Category: Humour
I’ve been banned
See the email from their CEO no less, although he got my name wrong: Mike.ZulenBerg@FarceBook.com Dear Mr Neblin, Regarding your
Polite Midges
Sitting in the park the other day. Of course, I was sitting, what do you expect; running around the park.
Pretty Fi Me
I thought it was about time I left the topic of elves. Hurray, I hear you all shout. Or was
Well who would believe it?
I recieved this letter in responses to my last blog ‘Don’t be Elifish.’
Don’t be Elfish
The singing burst out of the quiet like an enemy assault. Mary and I looked at each other in surprise
Rock on
The other night we were watching a TV series that featured an old people’s home. Well you have to watch
Disclaimer
I have decided that I need to write a blog which is just a disclaimer. So many times, I get
Gas Giant
I have been taxing my brain; not a big task. Over how to make it easier for Mary to push
Effort Cup
In my photo scanning, did I mention I am scanning all our old photos. Anyway, I am and it’s an
Complaints Department
You will be as astonished as me that I’ve had a letter of complaint. In the interest of transparency it
Special Advisor
Anyone who has read my blogs will not be surprised by an email I received recently. Actually, I probably shouldn’t
Flying Wheelchairs
(I have not written for a little while. I have found the Lock Down hard going. So here is a
Hooped Skirts
As we now start thinking of social distancing BBQ’s I was amused to read one scientists advice on the BBC.
8 Seconds
A blog for millennials, whose concentration span is apparently 8 seconds, that’s a pity, times up.
Fly by Wire
No one could accuse me of being fast. I have been in a wheelchair now for 2.5 years and I
Capes not capons
I have the answer to all our troubles; capes. Yes capes, forget cooking capons. Get out of your kitchen and
The Social Distancing Dance
Have you noticed how we have all learned to dance. Well, maybe not me. I can’t even walk. But my
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
I have been scanning photos while lying in bed. Mary is sorting through old photo albums and I am digitising
Upload
There is a recently released Amazon Prime series, made before the virus. It’s an absolute mine of insights to the
