Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry
Have you noticed that script writers have thrown away an old book? No, I haven’t discovered it and started to
Category: Humour
Latest News
You may not have heard but Amazon are about to release a British update for Alexa. It will have lots
As Easy As…
I am sure you are all beside yourselves with excitement over Windows 11? Now don’t be silly and ask what
Cinder
Have you noticed that some people love to clean; I won’t say obsessed by it. They just seem to love
Stranger Than Truth
We have been watching Vera, the ITV detective series, not some random lady down the road. It’s amazing how fast
Incey, Wincey, Spider
I woke this morning to a rather fast visitor. Not a welcome one at that. I was reading on my
Ship Ahoy
I feel like a captain on the bridge of his ship. Yes, that’s right, illusions of grandeur. Yesterday, for the
It’s All Downhill From Here
In case you are thinking I’m becoming maudlin, don’t worry. I had a dream, now it sounds like I’m about
Sorry
Some people think us Brits are far too apologetic. I’m sorry, but that’s just not true. I hardly ever apologise.
Blondes Have More Fun
I don’t know if it’s true that blondes have more fun, not being one myself. I have a fair bit
When Did I Become Old?
We had Mary’s niece and children visit yesterday. Two wonderful lads, 8 and 5 years old. As I watched them
Saving The Best ‘Till Last
I realised the other day, why I was always picked last in sports at school. Yes, it’s that recent I
Changeable Weather
The other day I was struck at how changeable British weather is. I know, I am a genius and should
Crash, Bang, Wallop
I’m sure you’ve all seen ‘Half a sixpence’ and if you haven’t, will now be rushing off to look it
The New Hoisting Diet
I have discovered an amazing new diet. But, let’s not rush into my world changing revelation. Let me not spoil
Flipper
“OK Flipper, show us where he is.” When I was growing up, in the early 2000’s, sorry that just slipped
Getting To Know You
‘Getting to know you…’ Any fans of ‘The King and I’ will be in full voice by now. I of
Where’s It Been?
I gather the football is coming home. But, where has it been and why didn’t the neighbours throw it over
Happy Birthday
I don’t want to boast or be accused of false information. But I really cannot believe that I will be
Confused, you will be
I can be easily confused and moving to a new house may be the straw that broke the camel’s back.
