The New Hoisting Diet
I have discovered an amazing new diet. But, let’s not rush into my world changing revelation. Let me not spoil
Category: Humour
Flipper
“OK Flipper, show us where he is.” When I was growing up, in the early 2000’s, sorry that just slipped
Getting To Know You
‘Getting to know you…’ Any fans of ‘The King and I’ will be in full voice by now. I of
Where’s It Been?
I gather the football is coming home. But, where has it been and why didn’t the neighbours throw it over
Happy Birthday
I don’t want to boast or be accused of false information. But I really cannot believe that I will be
Confused, you will be
I can be easily confused and moving to a new house may be the straw that broke the camel’s back.
Good Morning
Good morning from sunny Hartlepool, don’t check your weather forecasts, they are not always accurate. Besides, it was sunny, when
Take Two
There seem to be so many re-runs I’ve decided now is the time to join in. Not because it saves
So Long, Farewell
To anyone who has not seen The Sound of Music, the title of this blog will be lost on you.
Hello, My Lovely
The phone rings and a pleasant female voice says cheerily: “Hello, my lovely, how are you this evening?” Either you
Quick, Quick, Slow
In days of yore, when Blu-Ray was first invented. Actually, was it around in ‘days of yore’? Anyway, it was
The Wrong 50%
Have you noticed that percentages are broken? Today it was noted by the BBC weather app that there was a
Call Thames Valley
Watching ‘Call the Midwife’, yes I look away a lot. Not sure why I watch it really. I have realised
Laugh and the World Cries with You
Some of you may get the impression that I watch a lot of films; wrong, I watch a lot of
It’s A Dog’s Life
Mary and I have been thinking about dogs’ names. No, we don’t have a dog. It’s an idea we had;
Fancy Names
Those who keep up with my blogs will remember that I wrote to the BBC to ask about becoming a
Fiction or Fact
Being long term ill gives me a lot of time to watch films. Mainly because there are hours on end
Who’s The Bald Guy In Front Of Me?
A few years ago, before I was in a wheelchair, I was queueing in a Post Office. As I
Word Games
Someone pointed out that with the word “Queue”, the letter ‘Q’ does all the work and the rest of the
Reverse Tardis
Why is it that packing into cardboard boxes is like using a reverse Tardis? I am sure you all remember
